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Classic Beard Oil - Classic

Classic Beard Oil - Classic

Regular price $21.00 USD
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Unleash the Titan of Tenderness upon your manly mane with our ultra-macho, all-natural beard oil! This potion is forged in the ancient tradition of pure virility and is a badge of honor for the hirsute gentleman. With the mightiest of carrier oils, our elixir dives deep into the thicket of your facial forest, taming the wild bristles and bestowing upon them a sheen and suppleness that would make Zeus himself green with envy.

Our concoction is no mere mortal mixture—it is a robust symphony of 100% essential oils, including the brawn of rosemary, the warrior spirit of argan, and the boldness of grape. The aroma of this manly elixir is a silent roar, a subtle call of the wild that whispers of your untamed essence while you stride forth in your daily conquests.

The dropper cap is your trusty squire, ensuring that not a drop of your precious grooming gold is wasted as you forge your facial masterpiece. This beard oil is crafted for the rugged, for the brave, for the eco-conscious Viking—yes, it's vegan, proving that even the fiercest of warriors respects the realm of nature.

To wield this powerful potion:

1. Emerge from your cleansing ritual (also known as a shower).
2. Pat your beard dry, like a blacksmith prepping his anvil.
3. Anoint your beard with a few drops of this liquid valor.
4. Work it through your manly mane with your fingers, ensuring every hair is coated in this liquid chainmail.
5. Commit to this daily rite of passage for a beard as soft as a lion's mane and as healthy as a stallion’s coat.

Inside every bottle (worthy of a chest of treasures) you'll find:
  • Vitis Vinifera (Grape) Seed Oil, the nectar of the gods for a lustrous shine.
  • Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Oil, to quell the beastly itch of the growing bristle.
  • Argania Spinosa (Argan) Kernel Oil, the warrior's serum for strength.
  • Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil, to soften the iron jaws of your chin.
  • Fragrance, a war cry to your senses.
  • d-Alpha Tocopherol, the shield of defense for your bristles.
  • Rosmarinus Officinalis (Rosemary) Leaf Extract, the green wreath of victory for your facial foliage.
Prepare to have your beard legend etched in the annals of history with our premium beard oil, the true ally to every beard-wielding warrior!
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